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I'm working on a full size "Crazy in Quarantine" film, and i..

I'm working on a full size "Crazy in Quarantine" film, and in the process I came across this shot and I decided to play with my cum. Not in the way you think. This is just a quickie bit of whimsy...with a whole lot of jizz.

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Hope you'll join me for a live chat this Sunday the 13th at ..

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Hope you'll join me for a live chat this Sunday the 13th at 10:00am PST. Ask me anything!

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Here is the second part of the set shot at Angeles Crest. Th..

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Here is the second part of the set shot at Angeles Crest. This time, it's the wet shots...er, the shots in the water. Hope you'll go back a few posts to see the dry land shots if you haven't already. Always a good time shooting outdoors with Doug Walker, and Griffith Park shots are coming soon. I never say no to getting naked in the great outdoors. It was such a beautiful day, there was no one around except for a surprise wayward collie who just wanted to dip in the water and his master who didn't give a crap about the nude guy with a hard on. I threw my shorts on quickly but there was no covering the tent in front (I did see him subtly lick his lips, so who knows?). Here's "Angeles Crest Part Two: Wet."

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Time for another live chat! I'm planning it for this Sunda..

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Time for another live chat! I'm planning it for this Sunday September 13 th at 10:00 AM PST. Will that be a good time for all you guys outside of North America?

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Lots of dick-oriented posts lately. Time to give my ass equa..

Lots of dick-oriented posts lately. Time to give my ass equal time. As I've said, I'm a vers kind of guy, but I had a moment a few weeks ago where I was feeling an uncontrollable hunger inside. I wanted so badly to get filled up. Not by a rubber tool...that wasn't gonna make it. By human flesh. So needy. As if saying "Fuck me!" a zillion times was going to manifest a man shoving his cock into my hole and using it however he wanted. Feeling nasty and shameless. I thought I was going to die if I didn't get fucked. But there was nothing I could do about it except show you how it felt. Opening myself up for you to watch, desperately hoping that it would be enough. It's never enough. Nothing but hard cock and lots of it can satisfy me when I'm "The Nasty Needy Bottom."

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Just putting it out there: have any of you used any sex toy..

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Just putting it out there: have any of you used any sex toys or devices that you absolutely love? I'm thinking beyond regular dildos, tit clamps, cockrings. But some form of manmade sexual pleasure items that you highly recommend? Keep in mind: as much as I'd love to try out one of those high tech fuck machines, I don't want to spend $500 to get a dildo repeatedly shoved up my ass. Reasonably priced would be appreciated. Have at it, guys. What have you got that you love?

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Hey all. Much that is good has some hiccups. I was told that..

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Hey all. Much that is good has some hiccups. I was told that the film of my one man show "Musical Comedy Whore!" was all set to drop on September 1 and, lord knows, I beat that drum hard. Then, due to Covid, some of the streaming services couldn't get it up on time. And last minute, Amazon nixed the title (there's a film called, literally, "Whore" on it as well as books, etc, but whatever) so we had to change it for Amazon only (thanks to a friend of mine for making me laugh when he suggested they objected to "Musical Comedy...") That's being worked out as I write this. However, the film IS available on a few of the streaming services, ready to go, with Amazon and the others so so close. I will definitely post again when it's all finished, but in the meantime, go to www.musicalcomedywhore.com, click on "How to Watch" and then...WATCH! Or if you want to wait for Amazon (DVDs and PPV streaming) and iTunes, they're on their way. So it's a gradual rollout, but I'll keep you on the up and up until it's all there. Sooner or later, I hope you'll take a look. I'm not naked...well, emotionally. But it's a pretty funny, provocative story and I'm really proud of it. Have a great weekend! https://www.musicalcomedywhore.com Trailer below. https://youtu.be/6ggbtsjVJgY

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Sometimes I get an idea, and no matter how much stuff I hav..

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Sometimes I get an idea, and no matter how much stuff I have to work on, I will take a side road and obsessively play. I wanted to tease the stuff I've been shooting for another set of "Crazy In Quarantine" videos. This is going to be a set that's essentially a study in horniness when one is cooped up at home. There's some pretty raunchy stuff in it, and I'm editing it now, along with a whole slew of other fun nasty stuff. But instead of looking for teaser clips, I started pulling screen grabs and then I started getting inspired and then I started getting all artsy and then I started putting them together as a set and then...here they are. I had so much fun doing this. I feel like I'm playing hooky from my responsibilities, but hey...my mission is to get sex and nudity out there for your enjoyment, to celebrate cock, tits, ass, holes, smiles, fun, quirk, muscle, fat, abs, fluids...to sum up...pleasure. Pleasure is good, right?

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Another photo from my recent shoot with Doug Walker. I love ..

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Another photo from my recent shoot with Doug Walker. I love getting my cock out in the great outdoors. Can’t wait to show you the rest!

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Here are some screen grabs from an upcoming vid. It's not qu..

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Here are some screen grabs from an upcoming vid. It's not quite "Men at Play" but I do love fucking in (and out of) a suit!

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I did a job interview a while back in which I was the Boss i..

I did a job interview a while back in which I was the Boss interviewing a potential employee over Skype. I really put him through it, and you watched how I pleasured myself while he did what I told him to do. And he did everything I asked and I was satisfied, and in the end, he got the job knowing that it would be more "physically demanding" than he had thought. Now it's time to turn the tables: I'm the guy who needs a job. After phone calls, emails, forms filled out, and conversation with HR, I showed up for the interview at the CEO's home, and though it was a scorching hot 95 degree day, I wore a suit. There's an old saying: "Dress for the job you want." I wanted a well-paying, high-responsibility, prestige job, and this was it. I was met by a very handsome, tall gentlemen in an expensive slim fitting suit and tie...and a camera set-up. I didn't expect the interview to be recorded, but I guess with all the applicants, it would help for reference. It was almost as hot in the home as it was outside, but he looked cool and composed. We shook hands and he told me he just wanted to talk to me a little and get a sense of who I am and what I'll bring to the job. I was ready to answer any of his concerns. I thought I knew what the job entailed, inside and out, and I was nervous, but ready to dazzle. Man, I had no idea. There was going to be more to this interview than I ever expected when I first applied for the job...the ad neglected to mention a few of the...um...requirements. He was a pretty quiet guy, especially since he wasn't on a mic so you can't hear what he asks. But I needed this job and I would do anything to get it. Little did I know when I walked through that door that sometimes, you have to "Undress For The Job You Want"!

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Hey Guys! There's been just a little glitch in the rollout o..

Hey Guys! There's been just a little glitch in the rollout of my film "Musical Comedy Whore!" It will soon be available on DVD and streaming on Amazon, iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, Fandango and iNDEMAND. As soon as it gets settled, I'll let you know. Meanwhile, here's the trailer again: https://youtu.be/6ggbtsjVJgY

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Coming soon. More nudity al fresco!

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Coming soon. More nudity al fresco!

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I did a private video for a fan, and though it stays between..

I did a private video for a fan, and though it stays between he and I, he agreed I could share the cum shot. So I played with it a little and here's a quickie moment that's kinda fun. And wet.

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Just 'cause I feel like sharing my dick and ass with you thi..

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Just 'cause I feel like sharing my dick and ass with you this morning. Have a great day!

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Hey Guys! Today's the day. My film "Musical Comedy Whore!" ..

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Hey Guys! Today's the day. My film "Musical Comedy Whore!" is available on DVD and streaming on Amazon, iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, Fandango and iNDEMAND Here's the trailer again: https://youtu.be/6ggbtsjVJgY I would love you to watch!!!

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On a day where I posted the roughest video ever (I look pret..

On a day where I posted the roughest video ever (I look pretty messy, but it was right for the "role"), I wanted to do a 180 and show you something more artistic and spiritual. I know not everyone is into the more esoteric stuff I post here, but as the months have passed, I've gone way more explicit and raw than I ever thought I would. I love making those sex videos and I certainly hope you find them satisfying (with much more to come, including some new fucking content). However, I also enjoy when Fae Films puts his signature spin on sex and art. I love how the lights play on Mark and I as we go about exploring each other. It feels interplanetary; alien, in a way. Try to let the images and the music wash over you, and see if they get into your head...and your other head. Erotic? Beautiful? You decide. Here we are: "Starmen." https://onlyfans.com/faefilms https://www.saatchiart.com/marktimothyhayward

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The Fantasy: It's hot in my apartment. I'm wet from sweat...

The Fantasy: It's hot in my apartment. I'm wet from sweat. Dripping. I don't want to shave or shower or even look presentable. I don't care how I look. I just want to get fucked. Three guys. No talking. One at a time. Fuck me. 30 seconds. In and out. Then leave. Next. Next. Gone. Sleazy yet satisfying. I wanted a "3 Minute ********."

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Hey All! The big day is coming. On September 1, the filmed v..

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Hey All! The big day is coming. On September 1, the filmed version of my stage show "Musical Comedy Whore" becomes available on DVD and streaming: Amazon, iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, Fandango and iN DEMAND. As far as I understand, it's only available for now in the US and Canada, but if there's enough interest, it will expand globally. The show is about my development sexually and as a musical comedy guy, and it all comes together when I was performing in high profile off Broadway shows while working as a rent boy. I was, literally, a musical comedy whore, and the story is pretty funny, moving, sexy, and kind of epic. I'm really proud of the show and I think you'll love it. You can see the trailer below: https://youtu.be/6ggbtsjVJgY And you can pre-order it on Amazon. No nudity, except emotional. :) Thanks guys. More on this to come. Have a great weekend!

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Here's the second part of the photo set in which my subtext ..

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Here's the second part of the photo set in which my subtext is Suck My Dick. If you feel like going back a couple of posts to part one and reading what inspired this set and how I like things to go when I offer up my hard cock like this in real life, I hope you will. One thing I did notice about these three sets (one more to go) is that there is one photo in each which led to getting sucked off by the photographer and in a couple of cases, fucked (and some of them are self-portraits so the fact that I usually jack myself off in those instances doesn't count). Very rarely does that happen because I work with artists who appreciate the fact that we both do whatever we can to get a good photo, and they don't want to cross the line, and I feel the same way. But every so often, it happens...if I've been posing for a couple of hours, and I'm raging hard, my cock is pulsating, and I haven't cum for the camera, I sometimes feel like I'm going to go nuts if I don''t get off in a hot mouth, with a helping hand, or a dick in my ass. Sometimes I'm ok until I get home and then release the beast, but sometimes...nope. I've never had a photographer ask me to fuck them, and chances are if I did, I'd be so het up that I would last about one second inside him before I shot. On the rare occasion it happens, it's been them getting their cocks inside me...I think the fact that I started to spread my hole for the camera made them think I was hungry to get filled up, and sometimes, they'd oblige. But for all the many photo shoots I've done, I think you can count the number of times i've engaged sexually on one hand...maybe one hand and a couple of fingers. And on one occasion after a really great shoot (none of the photos here), the photographer stripped down, laid on his bed, held his dick straight up, I sat on it, and then he grabbed the camera and shot me writhing on his cock, my own dick bouncing up and down violently as I rode him. That was quite the experience. I never saw those photos of me on top of him, and though the set from the shoot I did with him is one of my favorites, after he sent them, we didn't stay in contact and as he was straight, I think he was one and done. I like to think he jacks off to the photos and memory of me on top of him. Who knows? The one in this set that led to getting fucked was with a guy I had a crush on when I lived in NY, and on a visit a few years ago I ran into him on the street and he asked to shoot me. I loved working with him. And when we were done, he pulled out his cock, I got on my knees and he proceeded to use my mouth and ass and it was about as satisfying a session as I'd ever had. And may I say...he was huge and as New York is a walking town, I met a friend after for dinner and as we made our way to the restaurant, he asked if I was ok, that I was walking funny. I blamed it on an intense leg workout. He rolled his eyes. And when we finally got to our table, my obvious wincing and guttural "ouch" when we sat down made him guffaw. We both lost it. Anyway. Blah Blah Blah...let's get to the pictures. Here's "Suck My Dick: Hands On: 2."

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Hey again. Just felt like chatting a little bit. I know that..

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Hey again. Just felt like chatting a little bit. I know that times are crazy now, all around the world. It's hard to stay motivated, to stay positive, and to stay safe, healthy, and sane. With the political shit show happening in this country due to the sociopath in the White House, it's easy to give in to despair and depression, thinking that the future may not be much different than the present. All I can say is...hang in there, guys and gals. Try to look at the good things in your life. Know that you're not alone in feeling that way. Lord knows I've felt that so often these last few months, but having you all in my life has helped a lot, and I love entertaining you. I want you to know that if you're feeling low and don't feel you have anyone to talk to...a friend, a family member, whoever...feel free to message me. I'm a good ear and I will do my best to get back to you ASAP. I'm certainly not a therapist, but I can be a shoulder to lean on, even for a moment. Sometimes it helps to just tell someone you don't know well what's going on. No judgment. I just wanted to put that out there. Oh...and perhaps I could have chosen a more "professional" pic to post here, but that's me. Raw and ready for whatever life throws at me. I'm going to get on with my day and see what it brings me. You do that too. Have a great one.

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I realized that I started a series called "Cockcentric: Can'..

I realized that I started a series called "Cockcentric: Can't Help Lovin' That Dick of Mine" a while back in which I was showing you random jerk-off moments; how I can't keep my hands off my dick at home, no matter what I'm doing. There's actually a part three that I'd overlooked so I wanted to get that to you. PS...I got fucked yesterday. In a suit and tie. Coming soon!

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I've been thinking a lot about my cock these last few days f..

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I've been thinking a lot about my cock these last few days for reasons I'll reveal down the line. My cock: it's not the biggest. It's not the thickest. But I've learned to have confidence in it exactly as it is and to enjoy the power it has...not only over my partners, but over me...that desire, that need, that urge to yank on it, jack it, edge it, abuse it, and let those sensations wash over my crotch, over my whole body, so that the only thing I can think about is how my cock makes me feel inside...rapturous, sexy, nasty, romantic, hungry, obsessed. I did a video a while back called "Shoving My Dick In Your Face" and it was a retrospective of all the times I've, well, shoved my dick in your face. At the risk of repeating myself (I needed a break from editing videos...much more to come!), I've revisited some of those shots and wanted to post them as photo shoots, rather than a video, and I wanted to write about them in a different context. See, I love showing you my hard cock. I just do. Not even going to try to explain it...it just turns me the fuck on. When I was first coming to terms with my sexuality, I'd look at porn mags where the model's hard dick was right up in the lens and I thought it was tacky and not at all sexy. Um...I got over that. Obvi. And as I've mentioned before, a photographer told me what makes a photo porn is if you're looking in the lens while you have an erection. If you're not, it's art. We have to agree to disagree...one man's art is another man's porn and that's great. I do art and porn. It's up to you to decide which is which. But I digress. This time, the theme is my inner monologue while I was shooting. What was I thinking in these pics? Here's what: Suck my dick. When I'm looking at the camera and featuring my cock, front and center, that's what's going through my head. Suck my dick. Sometimes, it's Suck my Fucking dick. Here. It's hard. It's ready. Get your mouth on it. Get on your knees or get between my legs and taste it. Lick up and down the shaft. Take the whole thing down your throat. Nice, gentle, sweet. Look me in the eyes. And then...gag on it. Let me fuck your mouth, slow strokes and then rough as you can take it. I love to use your throat the way I use your ass. Sometimes, I want to make love to it. And sometimes, a hole is a hole and I'm going to treat it as such. But keep sucking it. Don't stop. And while you're there, play with my tits as you're doing it. Tweak 'em. Pinch 'em. Hard. Don't hold back. It's just going to make my dick more rigid. Make it the full girth and length it can possibly get to fill you up. Every so often, make your way down the shaft, take my nutsac in your mouth, chew on my balls for a little bit, then get to my hole. Keep jerking me off with your hand, but spend a second or two with your tongue up my asshole, because that makes my dick twinge and pulsate more. You can feel that while you're stroking me, and I can feel my juices trying to explode out of my pisshole, but don't let that happen. I'm not ready yet. I'll let you know when it's time, and I'll drop a thick load all over your face, in your mouth, on your tits, and if you've done a good job, it's gonna be a huge load and I'll lick it off you and then share it with a kiss. For now though...don't stop. We'll fuck, yeah, but for now...Suck. My. Dick. Keep that in mind while you look at these photos. In this first two sets of pics, I'm holding my cock, ready to feed it to you. The third set is me hanging in your face, waiting for you to take the wheel. So get on it, man: here's part one of "Suck My Dick: Hands On."

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Here's another teaser for the upcoming "Vintage Flip" video,..

Here's another teaser for the upcoming "Vintage Flip" video, a private sex tape from way back when, before I was making...sex tapes. Found footage. A younger me in action. Pre-daddy era. Coming soon!

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Fucking. I'm kind of obsessed with it this morning. Because ..

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Fucking. I'm kind of obsessed with it this morning. Because of the quarantine, it's been awhile. I miss it. I'm hoping to get back to it...really soon. I'm talking to a couple of guys, seeing if we can coordinate our social distancing and safety, and it looks like it's gonna happen...duos and trios! I also have a few fuck videos coming up shot before the panic (one that was shot years ago...really vintage!) which is good. But I want to talk fucking. Penetration. How good it feels to put your dick in a guy's ass or take him inside you. That moment where it pops the ring and you know that you're in; and then the friction, the force, the never-ending sensations...oh fuck. My hole is tingling as I write this. You see, I'm totally vers but today, I'd love to get my hole used, just worked over, have a hot dick inside and get fucked in every possible position my body will bend into. I don't even care about my stiff joints as long as you give me a stiff joint (see what I did there?). And then once he's done with me, I want his ass. I want to sweat and make his ass feel as hot and worn out as mine. And if there happens to be a camera close by...ohhhh. Yeah. That makes it even more exciting for me, fucking on film, so if you've never done that, I highly recommend it. Obvi, I'm feeling nostalgic about the times I've fucked on camera, either video or still. I have done a bunch of shoots where we were fake fucking...it's only the last few years I've had actual sex on camera...so I wanted to limit the pics in this post to when there was actual penetration. Some are pics you've seen, some are outtakes, some are screen grabs from videos, but in each I'm either fucking or getting fucked for real. Does it turn me on to share these with you? Fuck, yeah. I'm jerking off right now as I've been choosing them, putting them in order, writing this little essay. I love putting on a show for you. And I love talking about fucking. We need to talk more about fucking. We need to not be ashamed of fucking. We need to make the world understand that men fucking is, to quote Martha Stewart, "a very good thing." It feels so fucking good. It's a great way to express love, lust, anger, romance, or even just to let off steam, work out, and escape from nightmares like our president and the shit show we wake up to every morning. When I top, I just love to lose any sense of who I am and let my animal instincts take over and whoever I become is who I am in the moment. And as for things like bottom shaming? Fuck that. Getting past that pain to the pleasure is heroic. I never thought I could do it, for years. and when I finally was able to get to that place of total rapture with a man's dick ramming into me, I felt power. A whole different kind of power than I feel as a top. The power to make my top want my ass more and more and more, to keep up with him thrust to thrust, to work his dick as hard as he's working my hole. And every so often...I just wanna lie there and let him do all the work (my secret is that i work his dick with my insides so I'm never really idle). And in the end, I love to be rewarded with a huge shot of come all over me. I wanna see it. And I want to shoot my load on him...and if I've been fucking, it's usually a pretty big one. And when we've both been covered in cum and sweat, I want us to lay on top of each other and feel the wetness. Let it start to dry up and make us stick together so that we have to rip ourselves off each other to shower or maybe even give it another go. Oh, goddamnit. I miss fucking. If you're quarantined with your husband, boyfriend, or FB...do me a favor. Have an extra fuck for me. I'll be back on the horse really soon. Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to explore all the fun, nastiness, and creative erotic story telling I can come up with on my own because I'm having a great time and I hope you are too. I have some good stuff coming up and I will do my best to keep surprising you. And... I will live to fuck another day. Soon, my friends. Meanwhile, enjoy this set of "Penetration."

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Normally I don't do screenshots as a photo set. But these ar..

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Normally I don't do screenshots as a photo set. But these are from the video I told you about the other day and I had a great time shooting it. It incorporates a lot of requests: suit, tie, tighty-whities, dress socks, plus the other side of the interview video I did a while back. What does a guy do when he really needs a job? How far will he go? I don't usually tease so many shots for a video, but I'm hoping it makes you excited to see the final product. Coming soon!

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The photographer Doug Walker and I were looking to shoot aga..

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The photographer Doug Walker and I were looking to shoot again, and because of Covid, we needed to find some outdoor space. And he came up with a winner. These were shot at Angeles Crest in Los Angeles on a beautiful warm day. We found dry and wet areas in which we were able to be alone so that I could be naked al fresco. The only time we got nervous was when a Labrador Retriever ran up to the creek we were shooting in...and where there's a lab, there's a lad, and sure enough...I had to throw my shorts on and try to cover the tenting in my crotch. The dog was of course not the least bit interested and the guy kind of grinned but moved on. So here you go..."Angeles Crest Part One: Dry" Tomorrow will be the wet shots...and no, despite what you've been seeing from me of late, that doesn't include WS. Photos by Doug Walker

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Remember that Skype job interview I did a while back where I..

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Remember that Skype job interview I did a while back where I played the Boss? Well, this time, I'm the Interviewee. Ok, this is just a preview blurry, low-res screen shot. But I cannot wait to show you this video. Suit, tie, dress socks, tighty-whities...and I will do anything for this job. Anything. Coming soon!

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My dick. Just because.

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My dick. Just because.

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Here's another preview of a video I'm putting together. The ..

Here's another preview of a video I'm putting together. The Go-Go Boy I never got to be. Full video, coming soon.

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