

Dear Fans:
How are you feeling? I'm fine, although I'm fed up with Santa Claus; you know, that man who brings gifts if you behave well... well, he was lucky enough to marry me. And I have the misfortune of him being Santa Claus. You may wonder if he gives me presents... of course! but they are always left over because he is too busy reading long lists of people who have been good and bad. You will find this funny: he loves it when people behave badly because that way he spends less. You know, toys... they are expensive, aren't they? Anyway, I don't like being married to Santa Claus because you can imagine how lonely I feel that night. Waiting for him until he comes back after going all over the world. I always wear nice lingerie that night thinking he will come back and treat me like the bad hairy girl I was all year. But he comes back too tired to take care of me and my hairy pussy.
Lola Claus is horny and this is the first warning.
With love, Hairy MRS Lola Claus