Yay! You all are in for a scorchingly dirty visual treat, and I'm getting my first two legendary Bad Dragon dildos... two frighteningly huge dildos! Thanks to a very nice, and obviously very generous subscriber here, who insisted on buying me TWO of these bad boys! I have a difficult time picking a sandwich off of a menu, so the plethora of choices on the BD website was overwhelming! I got so horny and wet viewing all of them, I had to get myself off several times. After much research and watching videos of girls being practically split in half by BD dildos, I decided on these two monsters. Nova the Breeder is quite the hole wrecker, starting at 7" circumference at the tip, over pussy-lip-flaring ridges, finishing with a crazy 10" circumference knot. It will be equipped with the optional molded-in cum tube, which will fill me with much needed BD white, sticky cum lube. Ika the Tentacle is a scary sex fantasy gone wrong! Slender tip, gradually working up to a 10.5 inch base, with all of those scary suckers on it's underside, which I'm thinking might feel amazing on my clit? It is going to feel soooo amazing, and a bit wrong, impaling myself on a monster's tentacle. I have no idea how much of these I will be able to impale myself on at first, but you all will have a front row, POV seat for the excitement. It will likely take MANY sessions (and videos for you) to gradually be able to stuff these in my holes! And in case any of you are wondering, these are pure medical grade silicone, and clean easily.... so they can, and will be tries out in my ass... and cucky's! That is all the GOOD NEWS. The "Bad News" is that BD custom makes every dildo, so it won't arrive for 4-5 weeks... Arrrg! I don't know how I'm going to be able to wait. To say I'm excited (and a bit scared) is huge understatement! And FYI, the wonderful man who is giving these to me (and you!) will get first view of all of the womb-wrecking action.