WELCOME NEW PEOPLE
Hello and Hiya I am MissPrincessKay and I put big things down my throat. I am the Deepthroat Magician. I'm descended from the line of Kirby and all things phallic tremble when I open my mouth. I occasionally do other things like you'll see here. I shill a lot of videos all the time because I have big dreams of owning a house made of Teslas and getting plastic surgery to permanently turn myself into Waluigi and both of those are expensive. You'll see nudes and selfies and occasionally I'll feel up to creating a dumbass shit post here and there.
So that's me and welcome to my shill.
So as everyone who isn't new knows I have recently gotten laser hair pew pews on my vagina and extended bikini. This is to save time on shaving EVERY FUCKING DAY I NEED TO FILM WHICH IS A LOT and the little prickly hairs are starting to fall out and leave bald spots.
So I thought hey since we're saying good bye to the ol' bush I should shill an older video where I grew it out a bit.
I don't particularly get a lot of bush but I tried my best. I tended the garden, watered it, etc to try and grow my bush quite a bit. Anyway without further ado
"Growing My Bush For My Daddy and Cumming"
Basically you, "Daddy", asked me to grow out my bush. So I show off my progress and it gets you all riled up, all biggus dickus like, and so you gotsa fuck me right then and there. Basically a POV Roleplay focused a lot of the submissive side of my stuff which is basically all I do since I have negative domme-ness in me usually.
Alright so cool beans. It's an older video so no cover picture but I'll put the preview up. Also for you new people I tend to shill both on my wall and in your DMs cause ya know some people prefer one or the other.
Anyway welcome new people and hello old people alike.
Hello I bring you picture. A lot of pictures. We got some selfies. We got some titties. But you know what it has a lot of? Vagina and buttplug pictures. So y'all wanna see my vagina all displayed and a plug up my butt these are the pictures for ya.
Here's your shill for today ya demanding heathens.
Good morning pervs. Twas a good weebkend but it's time to get back to doing shit.
So wish me luck as I try and take sexy smexy pictures and end up throwing away 4/5ths of'em.
Also it's almost spooky scary season so I need to figure out what spooky scary thing to be
I'm having a weeb weekend and my goal is to not work too much so I can actually chill so I'mma make this a boring shill.
But it is a brand new video
"Wanting Deepthroat Face Fuck + Throatpie"
Basically it's the same fucking deepthroat stuff ya? Deepy throaty, throaty piey, all that good stuff. Fuck machine usage a bit cause I apparently love to hate myself and I do that thing where I lay on my back so you can see my throat extra good and shit. You're welcome, America.
I'm rewatching Overlord cause I didn't know a Season 3 was out so I gotta remember wtf happened. Then I'll do Season 3. I watched My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! which was a fun take on the person in game thing but the dumbass-ness of the main character is annoying as fuck.
Looking to watch some more soon. Not sure what to watch anymore though. I had a huge anime binge a long time ago where I was basically Queen Weeb for a bit then stopped. I've seen all the big recent shows like Attack on Titan and Sword Art Online and all the other stuff like that so if you have any suggestions drop'em below.
Oh yeah my shill anyway it's a pretty standard deepthroat video you want to see me abuse my throat then it's for you. I'll try to make the next one more interesting though I promise. Maybe a costume or I dunno I'll sit with a dildo up my ass while throating something we'll see. But yeah buy it and stuff if you wanna.
Coming straight to your inbox too cause again my goal is to do little work and chill this weekend.
Good afternoon my fellow mellows. So I had laser hair removal recently so I don't have to shave and shit anymore to cut down on my prep time before filming and I just wanted you to know watching the hairs grow and fall out of my vagina is really interesting. Little bald patches all over that bitch.
Look into my eyes.
And my boobs.
You can do both in this shill. It's an older video and it's a common theme "Beautiful Agony"
Look y'all it's Saturday so here's a smut for your weekend. I'm relaxing today and doing as little work as possible so here's why you should buy this video
1) I did not make this video recently so if you like innocent Kay you're in luck
2) It's short and cheap
3) tbh I just like being able to pay bills and buy stuff
So there ya go. Short and to the point. Getcha some titty jiggling face focused masturbation.
Check yo DMs for the exact same message.
So I think my plan is
I want that Sony A7S III. Y'all wanna go halfsies? I can swing halfsies but not fullsies. Ya know it's not really for me and like for y'all and stuff probably lets pretend that's the case.
So that end of the month thingy I was talking about? The tips for ass slaps and then every certain dollar amount we'll start from the smallest dildo to pretty fucking big and I'll use them in a video for the tippers? Does that make sense? Anyway yeah so I was thinking of using that as the fundraiser for the camera. Cause lets be real the video quality on that shit looks dope af and I kinda wanna sitck with Sony since I already have Sony lenses.
That's kinda my plan. What y'all think? Here's another fuckery video but forreal tell me what you think
MY GOOD PEOPLE
I'VE ALMOST MISSED MY SHILL
Nah just kidding I'd never miss that.
Lets do our shill in sort of a Cat in the Hat vibe
Where the sun did not shine, it was wet and ready for play
So we sat in the house horny all the long day
I sat there with Chancey
We sat there, we two
And I said "Oh how I wish I had someone to do!"
Too wet to go out and too horny to play ball
So I sat in the house, with no one to do at all
So all I could do was to
sit! sit! sit! sit!
And I did not like it, not one little bit
and then something went BUMP!
and how that bump made me JUMP!
I looked! And then I saw him laying on a mat
I looked! The fuck machine with a dildo looking so fat!
And it said to me "why are you wet and not using me for that?"
"I know you are wet, and not a big ol' dummy
and I'm a lot of fun because I fuck like a bunny!"
And there you have my rendition of MissPrincessKay in a Hat that introduces my clip of me just using my fuck machine for a little bit in my vagina and a clip of of me just sorta masturbating a bit.
Also coming to an OF Inbox near you!
So I'm gonna shill this super old video. Like 18 possibly fresh 19ish year old Kay.
"Lil Sister Sucks and Fucks for Creampie"
Basically I roleplay as your little sister who is apparently just this gigantic slut bag. Also like my first acting role so I try a bit harder to act in it. But I'm gonna just put the MV description here and talk about something else after
"Would you tell me what you think of my new clothes big brother? I want your opinion on how they look! Are you getting a boner from watching me change? Well...you've been so good to me...maybe I can help you with that! In this POV Roleplay video you're my big brother watching me change into some clothes and giving me your opinion on them! I find out you've gotten hard watching me change and as a reward for being so awesome I help you out with that! This video features changing in and out of some clothing, blowjobs, deepthroat, dirty talk, bro/sis roleplay, cowgirl riding, and a creampie and cum licking finish! "
So okay cool we got the video out of the way and you should totally buy it if you can but that brings me to my next point
Y'all. I appreciate your support. I appreciate every dollar used to purchased, every dollar tipped, etc. I really, really do. But please be mindful of your own needs and wants first. Porn should not be high on your list of priorities. Please take care of yourself. Like if you're doing fine and stuff sure grab a video or two but some of y'all be like "ooohhh I really wanna get this but I gotta pay xxx" and I'm not sure if you're actually weighing porn over a car payment or if you're like fishing for a freebie or some such but like it's super important to me that you take care of yourself first and foremost.
I don't want anyone going homeless to grab the full MissPrincessKay Collectors Edition Boxset or some shit.
Much love to you all <3
Alright y'all. Here's the other clip from failed video stuff I mentioned yesterday. It has no cohesiveness because I broke my butt somehow. Basically I think I got a small tear or something. It's not big deal just gotta wait for it to heal up or else it feels like I'm using hot sauce as lube.
So yeah. 7 minutes. Mostly pretty explicit vaginal stuff and a bit of anal before I bust my asshole. F in the comments for my asshole.
So I had a filming day but all of it FUCKING SUCKS so I made clips out of the okay parts to shill.
I'm kinda SUPER FUCKING ANGRY about the wasted filming day so I'm just gonna put this up and let you all decide whatever the fuck you wanna do with it.
POV deepthroat/blowjob. Short cause the good parts I FUCKED UP COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY AND I'M GONNA SHANK A BITCH half of it is with my tits out or something I dunno fuck me in the ass man.
Oh yeah and another clip for tomorrow probably will include my ass getting fucked but I think I broke it cause IT FUCKING HURTS
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So it's Labor Day and you know what it reminds me of? The 12 Labors of Hercules!
So I know it usually means to chill and hopefully have the day off but now you're gonna do 12 fucking labors. You're gonna laboriously jack off 12 god damn times. You might be like "dude wtf it's pretty short notice the day is almost done" but it wouldn't be a labor if I gave it to you at the start of the day eh. And so I thought I'd do something a bit different with my shill. Instead of one long video here's a bunch of clips that will unlock to help you on your journey of 12 laborious splooges.
The clips are mostly vanilla vagina stuff that if you're on my MV Crush you've likely seen before. But ya know. To refresh your memory of what it looks like and stuff maybe I dunno. One short deepthroat clip too. But it's like a total of 25 minutes of clippage or something. Fuck machine usage too. I do what I can to help ya know?
Either way it's fucking Labor Day so do some god damn labor and beat that meat 12 times. Or one up Hercules and do it 13 times. You're a grown ass person you decide.
And that concludes my shill.
HELLO. I SHALL SHILLLLLLLLLLL FOR I MUST FOR IF I DO NOT SHILL I SHALL DIE
I've had one or nine drinks and so I'm gonna BE A HORRIBLE LIAR OF A PERSON AND SHILL A VIDEO THAT IS OUT OF BOUNDS EXCEPT FOR THE RICHEST OF MEN. IT IS LIKE THE ONLY CONTEST EXCLUSIVE VIDEO I HAVE
SO REJOIN MY CHILDREN FOR YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE A VIDEO THAT HAS BEEN LOCKED AWAY IN THE VAULT SINCE THE DAYS OF GENGHIS KHAN
"April Showered In Cum Contest Video"
YAAAYYYYYY
The basics of this video is CUM. CUM FUCKING EVERYWHERE. BUKAKKE FEST. FESTIVAL OF BUKAKKES. SO MUCH CUM. SO MUCH CUM LUBE USED. MY CARPET STILL IS SLICK IN THAT SPOT
THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER AND IT SHALL EXPIRE WHENEVER I DIE
And everyone have a drink for me k k cool kk cool king cool
There once was a girl named Kay,
Who just wanted to stay in bed all day.
But alas there were cocks to suck
For she really needed to make a buck!
Off she went to throat and impress
In her favorite new black dress.
The lights were bright and the camera turned on
And she excited exclaimed "look how much of this cock I can make gone!"
The dildo was massive and scary
But ol' Kay was known as the deepthroat fairy.
She throated and sucked on ol' Chance
And said "wow this sucker is easy, give me something more advance!"
And then came the big brother
Who not even Kirby could smother
But Kay went and tried
and got half down with pride
And said "Hah it was no bother!"
She decided to take it up a notch
So you'd feel a tingle in your crotch
She loaded the syringe
Which makes some of you cringe
And throatpied herself til she became unhinged.
The End.
Don't repeat that to your children please.
So new video is here and I use my Bad Dragon Chances. The smaller (calling it small feels wrong though) and the bigger one. Two throatpies and then just covered myself in cum at the end. So very deepthroat focused. Pushed myself quite a bit harder here with that big one to take a bit more down than last time. One day I'll do the whole thing. Someeee day.
I worked hard on that rhyme so I'll shill your messages with it too.