Growing up my mom loved Dire Straits' song, "Money for nothing". Back then I could still watch videos on the MTV whilst listening to a song about watching videos on the MTV. The song is about musicians who have achieved fame and a significant amount of wealth from doing basically nothing. Evidently, the lyrics were inspired by a delivery man, he met at an appliance store. If you haven't heard this song, one, are you old enough to be subscribing? And two, you should listen to it before you play my parody, so that you can appreciate the effort this took lol....I recently heard this song on the radio, and an idea sparked for a new Parody, "I Want my BAE". A song about getting money for nothing, even though I work really hard mind you, seemed somehow fitting for what I do lol. I've been wanting to do a ridiculous music video, and so, here you have it! If you are a new subscriber, I love that this is the first thing you will see, and also, I have done similar things like this in the past that I have put a disclaimer on. I, in no way, think that I can sing, in no way do I aspire to be a singer, or even think that I can carry a tune. I do this for my enjoyment, and hopefully as a side effect/benefit get you to laugh, smile, or roll your eyes. Feel free to tip below, if you laughed, smiled, rolled your eyes, or simply enjoyed the boobies.
2020-03-10 21:17:40 +0000 UTC
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I couldn't resist getting naked in the freezing fog for a photo this morning! What do you think of my fresh out of bed look?!?
2020-03-10 05:43:06 +0000 UTC
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I almost posted this photo to Instagram today, and then decided it wasn't worth the fight. They win every time, but you win in the end because I get to share the best pics with you! π
2020-03-09 03:59:00 +0000 UTC
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πNew Solo video tomorrow! Make sure you check your DM's!π
2020-03-09 02:19:47 +0000 UTC
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πWho is into epic ladder booty shakin? And some Alexsander lewis!
2020-03-08 02:59:33 +0000 UTC
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Not a subtle hint π€ joking, kinda not joking π€£ ....
also dont forget I'm on snapchat, I posted this there too. My snap code is pinned to the top of my page. Also, I'm only doing story, so dont be offended if I don't add you back, I'm still only chatting through here to keep it simple
2020-03-07 06:42:07 +0000 UTC
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πNew video boys! Check your DM'sπ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
2020-03-07 03:30:07 +0000 UTC
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Long lunch breaks are for play!!! π¦π¦π¦π¦
2020-03-06 22:53:03 +0000 UTC
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I'm sure you noticed, only fans was down today... when that happens, which is rare, check my snapchat story! I'll make up for it there πππ
2020-03-06 05:56:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Only fans is having technical difficulties right now, hopefully it will be back to normal by tomorrow. Unfortunately I can't send or post any pics or videos. πππππ
2020-03-05 03:13:24 +0000 UTC
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You guys get the fun version of my Instagram pic from today! π
2020-03-04 20:28:48 +0000 UTC
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You walk into the kitchen and you see this, what do you want to eat first ππ€π¦... happy moon Monday!
2020-03-02 17:44:49 +0000 UTC
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Who wants to come Netflix and chill? ππ¦π¦π¦
2020-03-02 05:35:39 +0000 UTC
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What's better than a spanking? A spanking with my giant double-sided dildo! Scroll to the right to see what it did to me booty β€π₯π¦
2020-02-29 19:56:28 +0000 UTC
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πI'll be filmingπthis weekend, tell me what you want to seeπ¬
2020-02-28 21:15:00 +0000 UTC
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Good morning from Portland! π
2020-02-28 15:29:16 +0000 UTC
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Nevermind me, just giving myself a wedgie for my own pleasure π
2020-02-28 04:15:46 +0000 UTC
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πNew solo video!! I broke into my neighbors tiny home build and put on a show for you.π¦π¦π¦Check your DM'sπ
2020-02-26 20:59:31 +0000 UTC
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The view you see when you are toppled over because you cant control yourself when my mouth is around your cock and I'm on all fours πππ¦π¦π¦π¦
2020-02-26 15:45:16 +0000 UTC
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πA little behind the scene of my last snap. Just because π O yeah.......new solo video later today. Who's ready?
2020-02-25 22:39:51 +0000 UTC
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I posted this on snapchat too, don't forget, you get it free with your subscription. My snapchat info is pinned to the top of my page π
2020-02-25 22:38:46 +0000 UTC
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Happy moon Monday ... don't forget to swipe to see both moons ππ¦
2020-02-24 23:23:26 +0000 UTC
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I need you... sooo horny tonight π¦π¦π¦π¦
2020-02-23 08:00:30 +0000 UTC
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Spank me ππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ
2020-02-22 04:23:23 +0000 UTC
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How you know breasts are real, they end up around your ears when you lay down ππ€π
2020-02-22 01:21:50 +0000 UTC
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Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight.... up close and personal for ya π¦π¦π¦π¦πππ
2020-02-20 23:02:44 +0000 UTC
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β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈNew Rough Anal video today!!! Check your DM'sβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
2020-02-19 20:20:59 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday was a good day to stay inside and be naked π₯³ππ
2020-02-19 19:06:53 +0000 UTC
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I'm back on Snapchat! I'm sharing this exclusively with my only fans. I'll be using this to share my daily activites, rants, random ponderings, etc, you'll still only be chatting with me through here to keep it simple, too many avenues for chatting just gets confusing. Scroll right for my snap code!
2020-02-18 20:05:17 +0000 UTC
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For moon Monday I put my booty and boobies on the glass... canβt say itβs too flattering, but it was fun π€·ββοΈππ¦
2020-02-17 08:27:20 +0000 UTC
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